you still owe me money

Note..in my honest opinion for fairness,( Imhoff) first off of all things...you owe someone that is an ambassador ( Robbie) of this great sport we compete in a great apology, a sorry, and a down right forgive me post that comes straight from you to him.
Not to mention a few of the others, and myself included, and as for me im a different matter entirely, thats way over your head.
BTW im still here above ground!

Remember that above all other things, because I can be very hazardous to your health like a virus, and that means across great distances

But because I know you really dont have the smooth balls for apologies... that means no free cash.

But there are alternatives, you can snake yourself to Colo for a week or two, maybe a month. Then go enter our local events with the best players in the country for the week, and see if you can take our money by earning it with a bad ass game you claim you have and try to be the king shit for the night.

Then try to do it the next week, but first of all your going to have to get through our rookie amateur expert base to be able to get to the big dogs on the porch, to keep them from the money in the finals..

So good luck
It looks to me thats the only way your going to get anything out of us!

So stop crying about your wheelbarrow of pennies

" foosball, a game that tests your skill against your opponents luck"
The Moose:


Colo Oracle
Jedi

Edited by user Tuesday, February 18, 2020 10:08:44 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

You lie every day, there are many skanks that can lie and not feel bad for more than a second but you do it every single day. You can lie 6 times in one paragraph. You can lie twice in 12 words. YOu lie to noobs that ask you questions and then you type it here. You lie 4 different ways about something that didn't even happen.

You might be top 5 in colorado at lying.

No, dumbdumb, i didn't say that. You are stupid and you are fucking slow. You are a lying cunt. You avoid the best players in colorado and then you lie to the noobs asking you why you don't leave the state and then you tell this place how you lied to them but you think you are bragging and you are bragging about lying.

That is what you do. You are slow and you are gay and you lie 23 times a day.

Lol, greasy bish, you know i didn't say that. You are such a lying cunt. I would kill myself i lied like you do. Don't you hate greasy lying cunts? Don't you hate yourself? I am pretty sure that i would have been banned if i said that. You really need to start hate lying, greasy cunts a lot more than you do. You might stop lying once you do that. You lie all day long. Threatening me with lies might be the reason i am still here trying to make you cry and stop lying. You are a fucking noob at this shit, you can't argue with me without continuing to lie and look like a stupid cunt. Just say you are sorry for the thousands of lies you have told here. Yes, most of them are basially the same 5 lies over and over again because you are that stupid. Tell me you are sorry for lying and threatening me with lies. Lol dirtbag, you lie and then peprally around your own lies. The world would be so much better if you dirty cunts didn't lie.

You lie/challenge me to a match you wouldn't have ever showed up to because you wouldn't admit you told one of the gayest lies that any gay liar would ever tell and you threatened to call the fbi on me and lie to them about somethign i didn't say. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT. You need to start violently hating yourself, but don't take it out on other people, punish yourself. Do you understand? Don't beat up some poor person you see on the street. Punish yourself and stop lying. All of the lies you have told at this place alone and you at least act like you haven't lied one time.

You don't get to claim a website as yours when you constantly use gross fagligence at that website 45 weeks a year for however many years. Go ahead though, the fbi will put you in jail for lying to them. You will be getting fucked in your butt in the bootyhouse.

You keep lying, you know that you avoid the best players. You don't play in open events at your state tournament and you don't go to the bring your partner tournaments that the best players go to.

You keep playing dumb, nobody is this dumb. You are lying and you think that lying to everyone is good for you. For some reason you want to be known as a complete moron that lies and plays dumb during converstation. Stop playing dumb and lying.

If you can't do that then just stop breathing. Stop thinking that anyone is going to believe your 8 different lies that you constantly say and type. Understand that anyone that doesn't instantly know you are lying and playing dumb or you are actually dumb enough to believe what you say would have to be very unaware and fucked up.

Lol, threatening to tell the fbi that i said something that i didn't say. Stop breathing so you can stop lying. It is probably the only way to stop lying and talking like a fag with your gay cliches and gay lies.

You avoid the best players and then constantly say that you play the best players in colorado so you don't need to go anywhere.

Read that last sentence 10 hours a day for the next 40 days and maybe you will at the least be able to stop telling that lie and it might help you stop fagging other lies out of your face.

And I don't need to, I dont have to, there is no reason or why I should have to travel out of this state for establishing any type of ranking, I myself am the exception to the rule, I already have a Master caliber game, so why should I look for rankings out on tour.. I get all the tour players here in one big pool..
Why is that so hard for your little pea brain to wrap your head around to grasp..

Im not going to fill someone elses pockets with my money playing the petty party tour when that same touring point system can't rank me where I belong after handing Colo their ass for the last 2 decades , winning more events in this state per pound than anyother singular player in our player base has to offer, and I mean all of them..

Since ive been back from Catalina, I almost by one ball took out Garrett on a DD in senior singles, second was good too, but the following year 2018 was the handicap 4 month points race that had all the bad asses you talk about, including Ryan Moore in the mix
And after 4 months was said and done, I took the jacket... go figure, it was a points race..

Then last year I take another break untill the great colo foosball bash, where I won with Mark Brubaker in the big DYP, while at the same weekend I won a goalie war event title against the best goalie war players in that division..
And then if that wasn't enough, smashed the same big bad asses you talk about again at Colo state in the senior doubles division with my partner Ray Gun promotions...

Soo with that fact said, Im not one to avoid, I fear no one, I on the other hand, I'm the one that everyone else fears.

Why do you think there were three Civil war events in a span of three years against the North and the South, it wasn't because I dominated the purple mountains or the great Eastern Plains!

Master jedi ROTN teacher

Edited by user Monday, March 2, 2020 6:02:08 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

I didn't say you have to travel out of state, i said stop lying about why you don't travel out of state. I mean you should want to go to worlds twice in your life but you won't and your during your points race, If everyone showed up all of the time you wouldn't have won. I saw that thread, ryan showed up 4 times and got every point that was available to him and he had to show up, what was it? 17 or 20 times? People like you don't tell the truth and you don't know how to qualify anything.

Just admit you are a huge liar and your inability to qualify all of these things are just more lies. You aren't actually this stupid, you have to be nearly brain dead to be this dumb and you aren't brain dead.


Just admit that you lied about 20 different things and i asked you if you could do something in a video and you lied and said a 1 second video was a warrior tutorial and then i told you to admit that you lied about it over and over again and you lie/challenged me to a match that you wouldn't have ever shown up for and twice you said you were going to call the fbi and tell them i said something i didn't say.

Do that and also stop saying you play the best players in colorado when you avoid them and i will probably leave you alone and you can get back to the other gay shit you do here.

Don't lie and say you didn't do all of those things because you did.

Seriously... I refuse to support Mary Moore's tour...
The Devil Damn ranking system is a piece of shit, so why cant you just except that!

Not the jedi, dont you know that... im a standing rebel against it.. not wasting my time with it, never will... unless I know for a fact that you will crawl out from your hermit closet and let Colo know your going to worlds.
We'll you know, that way we can all pack up our barrels and meet you there at the arena.

If I wasn't at worlds last year, then you can blame your own ass on that..you sounded sketchy on showing up, so I considered on not wasting my time and money.. because my ONLY purpose and reasoning for going was you, and you alone ,nothing else.. No open, no expert events,,,,,,,,,,, JUST YOU!

everyone in this state knows the rebel In me, they've known it for 20 years

You just dont know who or what your bantering and dissing with, do you!

Hahahahahahaha

Edited by user Wednesday, March 4, 2020 4:14:37 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Here's another thing for some food for thought for you Chris..

If you think your wanting to battle on the table against the jedi, at some time in the future somewhere on the planet. And if you do, then dont you think you better get to know what and who your opponent is going to be before hand?
If so then you better open your ears open unlike you ever had on what ive always been telling you..

You asked, and so, you have been getting your answers, you may not like it, I dont care, after all being a teacher I know... everybody wants the truth, but no one want's to hear the truth... and that's YOU!



The official COLO Oracle
Master jedi ROTN teacher

Edited by user Wednesday, March 4, 2020 4:39:58 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified